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You Big Dummy: Silly Saltine Covers Himself In Blackface To Rob California Bank

You Big Dummy: Silly Saltine Covers Himself In Blackface To Rob California Bank

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Here we go again…

Jarred Schmittle Arrested

You know we can see you, right? That’s the question that’s being asked about a white man who had the brilliant idea to “disguise” himself as black to pull off a bank heist.

The East Bay Times reports that Jarred Schmittle, 40, of Lake Elsinore was arrested last week on suspicion of attempted robbery after investigators say he was caught on surveillance video trying to rob a bank in August.

Investigators reported that a white man, “with obvious dark make-up to disguise his appearance,” had given a teller a note that demanded mone and lied and said he had a gun.

He then ran off without getting the money but was caught on camera looking like he’d been playing behind the Mac counter.

Investigators were lead to Schmittle’s home after gaining new leads and now he’s in jail presumably with NW 45 stained hands.

YOU….BIG…DUMMY.

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